Keep those ears plugged, doofus.

Can we hide this altogether?

What a fucking egotistical douchebag. Fuck this assclown.

Like, we'd break out the scoob, man!

Seriously. The Mazda bullshit gets old.

Lol! You Mazda fan boys need to get over it already.

Karmas a bitch. Choke on that water, assclown.

At least we know it's not an apologistic, lame turbocharged V6.

Like, uberlicious!

Because the gawker platform is likely paid by Big Beyonce and Taylor Swift to promote those screeching trolls.

Seems more like cluelessness rather than professionalism. She has no idea there was a motorcycle accident.

Too bad it's not a V8.

German muscle for less than 10 Gs? Yes, please...

Looks like a woman's car.

Absolutely, hysterically atrocious.

Sounds like you're missing a MacBookPro, instead using that Windows thing.

How pathetically juvenile and environmentally destructive.

Need to chill out with all that super-wacky hyperbole. Gets old real fast having to read something a 16-year old high on hormones might jot out.

Karma's a bitch, no? Glad to see it.

Like, zoinks! New ways for The Man to track my every move!