Like, radical! Do they have these for humans, too?

Zzzzzzzzzz........

Warranty.

Hahahaha!! That looks ridiculous.

Los Angeles Superior Court. In my 30+ years of dealing with traffic citations, I've ALWAYS had my case dismissed if the copper was a no-show.

Stupid. I revel whenever I see some assclown pulling shit like this who crashes his junk, thereby (hopefully) making it harder for him to further pollute the environment.

WRONG on Number 1. Here in L.A. if the cop doesn't show, case is dismissed.

War, war, war!! More war!! War is the answer!!!!

People still use Facebook?? Lol!!!!

Egypt did it better.

Oh, you mean the SodaStream that operates on illegally occupied Israeli settlements on Palestinian soil? FUCK NO.

War, war and more war!!! War is the answer!!!!

Well, according to Ron...that's $1,000 off right there.

And this blogger calls himself a "defense journalist."

Yeah!! War, war, war!!!!! More war, now!!!!! WAR IS THE ANSWER!!!!!

My name is Shaggy, and I approve this blog post.

Not pictured: the next scene, where the daredevil crashes down upon the rocks awaiting underneath him.

Amazing LETHAL power!! Yeah!!! War!! 'Murrica!!!

Lol! More religious bullshit...I'll most definitely be passing on this canister of turds.

War! War! More war! Better, faster, more powerful killing machines!!