Made in China? Fuck no, I'll pass...for numerous reasons.

"Do you even lift?" Love it.

The police tweeted a series of underscores? How crude.

This is an outrage. OUTRAGE, I tell you.

Ruh roh! Like, ZOINKS!!

No substitute for a larger capacity iphone, dude.

Yes, there are. Just used it all the way back from Phoenix to Los Angeles this past weekend, and it worked as expected.

Zzzzzzzzz.......

Dude, the extra "$15,000" you could have ostensibly saved to increase your down payment on your home is laughingly negligible, and grievously fails to justifiably substitute the THREE YEARS of enjoyment you derived from that new Mini.

Whoop de fucking doo.

#piloterror

Even though I disagree, abhorring most recent BMWs...it's good to see you here, Chris!

I was going to say...indeed it does. S/he sounds like a 2.0L turbo.

Awwww!! Cute, wittle puppy!!!!

That'll buff out.

Like, move on to some Taylor Swift nonsense, you mean?

That'll buff out.

Zzzzzzzz.....

FUCK UBER. #boycott

Fucking lame ass warmongering bullshit. Again, I urge you to grow the fuck up, simpleton.