Fucking lame ass warmongering bullshit. Again, I urge you to grow the fuck up, simpleton.

Like, ZOINKS!!

Based on everything I've heard about Uber, I am boycotting these assclowns.

Fear not. Mulder and Scully are on their way.

I'll buy it instead of X-box just so I don't have to give fucking Microsoft any consumer support.

"Unless you can draw a direct line from industries to species loss, there isn't a legal connection—welcome to the 4(d) Rule, a law President Obama renewed last year."

What is it about the styling that's just...off?

Meh, that's not so bad.

Like, sorry! No vacancy here!

Huh? People still use that privacy-invading Facebook crap?

*sound of crickets* Zzzzzzzzz....

No thanks. I actually boycott shit from China since I try not to support state-sponsored slavery.

More warmongering bullshit from the warmonger.

But does it bend?

But of course they are. But diesel fumes specifically contain one of the deadliest carcinogens known to humanity.

Fauxgetaboutit.

Too bad about all those stinky and incredibly toxic diesel fumes, though.

You're welcome.

This didn't actually occur today, and this was already posted yesterday.

I'm sorry, I didn't read your reply because pointless bullshitters like yourself don't impress me.