Like, you're right! Gotta put my iPhone down and jump int sfkegurieh

If I could, yes! Didn't know that was possible.

TWO Scooby snacks???

Sage advice. Had I an Android instead of my trusty iPhone...I, too, would disable anything by Google.

Huh?

But, like, since with each new day you can learn something, cheer up!

Damn, my suspicions are confirmed.

Great! Too bad its battery life won't make it through an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Like, zoinks! Good thing I'm mostly doing edibles now...Scooby snack, anyone?

Welcome news, as I definitely boycotted SodaStream ever since I heard about their unethical operation.

Never thought about this, but now I'm printing this out and tucking it into my carry-on.

FBI has been rather lame lately.

Anyone else ever wonder about the amount and variety of bacteria likely to be found in and on the seats of publicly-rented bicycles?

And that's why I use Tor. Suck it, spying shucksters.

Stupid, predictable, you say? Yet, likely accurate.

Without exaggeration, some of the nastiest shit I've seen in a long, long time.

Horrifying. I hope Trinity gets sued into oblivion for prioritizing the saving of a few bucks over the lives and safety of motorists and passengers.

Lol! Good luck with that.

You mad, bro?

Agreed. Make it so!