WHY WONT SHEER DRESSES DIE?!

Are you having a baby in the next month? If not, no one is going to think that. Charlotte is the 11th most popular baby name in the U.S. There are Charlotte’s aged 0-5 everywhere right now.

Charlotte is a really popular baby name where I live. Charlotte in 2015 is the Emma of 2001 or the Hannah of 2004. Regardless, it is a nice name and it isn’t like the royal couple could have hopped on the horrible “creative spelling” baby name trend (Kailynn or Jesyka, anyone?). They are stuck with dowdy names like…

“Grace” is the new Elizabeth if my FB feed is anything to go by.

It’s the last bit, I’ma bet you.

But the Queen was wearing a pink coat!

IKR. But she bears it all with grace. I would not be so graceful. The day after hippiechick was born (I had a traumatic birth) I was laid up in the hospital, with a catheter, turning my bed into a fart pod.

She’ll do that when she gets home. I’m sure they’ll bring her whatever she wants to eat, and give her all the naps.

I’m black. I couldn’t get anything at my local store and I got there at 8:10am. :(

That’s not true. Loads of people with lots and lots of money shop at target. I know a fuck ton of insanely, not just upper-middle class, rich people who fucking love target, and even some who love walmart.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

I’m surprised older mothers allow more space between births. I’d have thought it would be less if they were worried about thier fertility window. But maybe it would take them more time to feel recovered?

My four year old loves Lilly Pulitzer dresses. I have been buying them for her, since she was a baby. She didn’t like any of the stuff she saw at Target online. I have a feeling that her love of Lily is about to stop.

I went to check it out at 8:30ish and the store was sold out. People had filled carts with stuff they didn’t even want and were trading with each other. It was crazy.

Ha, I love the irony. Tom + Lorenzo are hilarious though.

Customers were only allowed one of each item (no different sizes or multiples).

I went at 8am, almost everything was gone but I gathered up the items I could find and bartered me way into a cute dress and some clothes for my friend's baby.

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

Normally these items would cost a lot of money, but when Target does collabs you can get the same designer pieces for fractions of prices. Also, plus size for the bigger girls! It usually doesn’t happen with designer clothes.

that is some sorcery.