Boudreaux's Butt Paste is AMAZING!

I think...I mean, looking at her husband I'd guess it's the music and not the colour.

That sounds really sweet, especially your bro kicking in.

Did you pay for it yourself? I feel like that usually makes people remember exact costs much better than if someone else picked up the tab. For example, my concept of the total cost of my undergraduate degree is a little vague, even though I definitely looked at the bills before I forwarded them to my parents;…

What. I want pictures of this wedding with the bad gladiola color balance. Because I NEED to see what 60K gladiolas looks like together.

That's what you think. Just wait.

I completely agree. My 2 year old daughters name is James Rose.

I know some men named Ashley and Casey (they are in their 20s). My grandfather's good friend was named Kelly. While they are all unisex names they are certainly considered to be almost exclusively feminine now. More uncommon than naming a girl a traditionally male name sure, but not unheard of.

Meh, I pretty much exclusively go by a nickname, and it's like number 203480234832030328 on the list of Problems In My Life.

re: wedding makeup - Just remember that makeup that looks great in photos is heavier than makeup that looks great in real life. Here's the thing though - these are going to be your most treasured photos that you will have on display forever, so I do reccomend going more dramatic than you normally would. Not crazy,…

These are the kind of willfully ignorant whackholes he feeds into. He deserves them.

THANKS OBOMBA

I will not apologize for that joke.

Can we just ban "You look tired!" as a socially acceptable comment? Unless you're actively sleeping on your desk at work or something, it always means "You look like shit".

IF THEY GET MARRIED (and she chooses to take his name) SHE'LL BE LILY EVANS.

Oil of Olay sensitive skin, does the trick without breaking the bank OR breaking you out

Dude. I posted almost the exact same comment. I think someone w/ Ph.D. in media studies needs to get on this stat.

Kountess of Bathory?

i'd like to see how she'd destroy Boehner's life

Oh my god. That would be the greatest episode of Wife Swap EVER.

I'm being serious here.