Yeah it's a pretty masterful piece of shade because it pulls off the rare feat of seeming to poke fun at Obama while letting the true shade of Boehner lie in waiting underneath.

I want to bring caftans back so bad.

Mmm...ribbon candy!

Gotta be southern. Southern Shade is fucking brutal.

That is a perfectly acceptable answer to that question. I want all the breads.

Q: Diamonds or pearls?

There's no way she ingests bacon grease, unless she immediately shits it right out.

I fucking hated the Spice Girls, but I absolutely love her. I don't know why that is.

This is classic. It's almost unbelievable.

Yeah, I've heard of people doing this ("We thought breaking the glass seemed cool!") and it irks me. "Borrowing" traditions and rituals from another religious or ethnic group without context, understanding, or belief is not cute.

There is literally nothing in this week's MWM more offensive to me than the fact that someone purposefully made a "Newfypoo." Fucking people.

Considering the fact that I ripped from front to back, twice, requiring more stitches than I want to admit to, I second this comment.

True story: I did not even know what a placenta was until I stumbled across a mention of it whilst 6 months pregnant. The resulting Google image search has been burned into my brain forever.

They will probably mindfuck us all and name the baby "John Joseph" or something.

I freeze mine. My mom got me started doing it years ago and I can't stop.

HELLO HELLO, my daughter is a Brownie for the first time. :-) We haven't gotten the info (like the website information) yet, but....I can definitely come back and post. And I'll deliver!

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

I love using crushed trefoils mixed with butter as a crust. Super-de-duper easy and so tasty. :)

This is actually the first time I'm legitimately felt old. I haven't even heard of these people in passing...