This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

That's cute! :)

How do we know the party wasn't at a club?

I have a dress with side cut outs in electric pink and when I wear it I put glittery bronzer on my exposed sides because living in New Jersey has a permanent effect on your brain and I love it.

ask away! I have a 3 and 5 year old and am planning on using it. They WILLA stay up to and past midnight if we let them, and it throws their entire sleep schedule off for up to a week.... A week of grumpy children randomly bursting into tears is not how I want my new year to start!

I will be playing this on repeat at my party so nobody feels like they actually need to stay until midnight. Everybody gets a countdown.

Real talk: For how many people could this

I may actually try to fool myself with this.

Wow. She has a record/ photos of her family for over 200 years??

Well that's just stupid.

I would like further information on this "no stress diet".

King Degrasse-Tyson?

Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.

I think this man was mentally ill. He didn't kill those police officers for the cause. He killed them because he wanted to be known. If you check out his Facebook page you'll see a status where he clearly has suicidal ideation. You'l also see some statuses that are misogynistic in nature (which explains why he…

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

I love videos like these because it makes me feel better when I have to stop my kid from biting me and thinking it's funny, or climbing on me just to pee on me. There's this moment when she's like, "not this time motherfucker, I know your game." Fuck that little alpaca for terrorizing his mama. I may or may not…

Just home from an afternoon spent at a 2 year old's birthday party, held at a local toddler-friendly "kid gymnasium" (ball pit, ramps, net climbs, etc), where my own 2-year-old and 565764465 others ran amok/screamed "uppy!" and treated us parents like goddamn Grand Canyon pack mules...

Right? AM I PREGNANT WITH A BURGER OR DID I JUST EAT A BABY? Modern life is so confusing!

In a lot of companies, that's a signal that you're not a team player.

My 5 year old loves Elsa, and when you ask why, she says, "Because of her ice powers." That is my sample of one.