I don't think I could have remained calm if someone had asked me a question like that during my pregnancy.

D- for trolling. We've all heard the sister's friend with seven abortions.

Making this about myself for a second.

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

MILK THISTLE?

Hair of the dog. There's hardly a place that doesn't sell either a champagne mimosa or a bloody mary.

It's pretty awesome here over in the natural sciences. Exploration of an object without causing the possibility of causing harm to it is a pretty cool deal.

I am 14 weeks and purposely avoiding all such videos. I'd rather not know in advance.

I had a horrified, whimpering look on my face. My husband said "oh that wasn't so bad." I replied "IT'S NOT HAPPENING TO YOU!"

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

Agreed. The one product tie-in I can behind is the make-up, only if I pretend it's being targeted to the Capitol, since they're all so over the top.

For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

Gone With The Wind remake. They can play Suellen and Scarlett. Pitt could be the insufferable Ashley. It will be a glorious mess.

I'm sorry but this is the greatest story ever. So good that I even deigned to post my first ever reply to Jezebel. Maybe it is because life is a pit of despair running in a hamster wheel trying to make a buck that I am ever so joyed at the prospect of that Lady Panda saying "F Off, I'm the HBIC and I'm gonna get…

It has garnered a lot of attention in many other spaces besides Jezebel. I understand that you haven't seen it, but it's absolutely out there.

To some degree, a LOT of wedding vendors work like this. The more they know you are going to have this in pictures, tweet it, put it in a wedding mag or on a wedding site, etc. the more likely they are to comp you. We got our photographer for half price because our small ceremony venue is basically THE place for…

Big big big extended family. We capped it at first cousins and landed at 120. We could've broadened and easily escalated to 200, and our families aren't that major.

I'm impressed your mom can still fit into her dress. I can't mine. Damn those kids.

Part of me is appalled, mostly because they could easily afford the wedding if they, you know, pared back and didn't go to Thailand.

Part of me, however, is profoundly amused, especially since it's no less tacky than 90% of what you see on The Knot. At least here the conspicuous consumerism is honest!