Pitches love vibrato.

The fact that something like this is needed is depressing, but thanks, gentlemen, for restoring a bit of my faith in humanity.

You mean for first?

No recap is ever going to do this movie justice. Watch it ASAP, and report back with your favorite quotes/moments.

Just when I thought that I couldn't possibly love you more Lindy, you pull a Troop Beverly Hills Shelley Long tribute piece out of the goddamned sky. You are the wind beneath my wings. Bless you.

She was a stay at home mom and wife. But she did coupon clip Freddy's way through law school, only for him to become Nefler the Muffler Man.

She has a job! She's Phyllis Neffler!

I'd move the green satin cape to the top ten. Maybe even top five.

Shit, I hope Roger Federer doesn't do this challenge. If my 80-year-old grandmother, who has framed photos AND a life sized cutout of him in her bedroom and carries his photo in her wallet, sees a video of him all wet, I don't think her frail old heart could handle it.

The ones I've seen do both, donate and the bucket.

You tried.

I have a knit dress so comfortable that sometimes if my regular PJs are bugging me I'll change into it for bed. If I travel in the summer I either have it in my carry on or wear it on the plane, just in case my luggage is lost. I have no shame.

I firmly believe that women who think they can't pull them off just haven't found the right pair yet. You gotta have the right cut, stretch, color, but once you've got it, buy 7 pairs exactly the same. At least if you're taking what I do as a life lesson.

As a fat lady, my favorite thing about skinny jeans is that the ankles fit snugly and there's no extra fabric flapping around. I have a thing about tight ankles. The fit is flattering provided you buy the right size.

Right? Good skinny jeans should be like a combo of denim-stretch pants. I finally ponied up some big dollars for anthropology jeans (so expensive, i know i know)- and they are so comfortable i feel like i could wear them non-stop, including sleeping, for the next 10 years. Plus they balance out flowy tops on the upper…

I have been building a summer wardrobe comprised entirely of knit dresses. I feel like I'm pulling a fast one by combining the comfort of pajamas with the illusion that I'm still making an effort. It's hard for me to picture the yoga pant that can really pull off that trick.

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…

Racism is a huge issue in the South. Also in the North, the East, and the West.

All these crimes happened in the South though, right? Because that's the only part of America where racism still exists.

In the words of Keyshawn Johnson, 'C'mon man!'