That's it. I'm done with the fucking news. I am breaking up with the news right fucking now. It's not me, it's you, news.

My Grandmother told me: "This is what the 1960's looked like. This was when I was the same age as you. Don't forget that."

We're about to move to Texas, which I am kind of dreading, but I am very excited about gaining the chance to vote for Wendy Davis!!

Rick Perry must have thought he was getting a full deal here. Ousting a woman, and a lesbian, who was looking into his own programs? I guess he didn't count on people paying attention, or perhaps he was just so entitled, he felt there was no way anyone could do anything about it.

I read about this yesterday, and despite all the awful things floating around on the internet right now, I won't deny that this made my day.

This is the response I often hear: "You don't know that she was never middle class and then fell on hard times!"

Shh. That's free-range parenting, not neglect.

Actually, it's pretty awesome.

You, sir or madame, win the Internets today

I'd rather watch them burn than have to eat them. Because yes, I would have to eat food that is given to me.

My daughter had a crazy 10 minute crying fit in our hallway yesterday because we didn't have any cookies. Real tears running down her face, weeping into the floor. She just kept wailing "I want cookie please" over and over. I finally held her by the shoulders and said, "I am REALLY sorry, but there are no cookies…

This will be the only time in her life that is true and I hope someone sits her down and explains the dangers of Facebook immediately.

*wild applause*

He's a regulation hottie. The Middleton family genetic game is strong, my friends.

So if I have one of these done for my next campout, am I then making a s'melfie if I put it between graham crackers and chocolate?

I think Simmons is a jerk, but I also disagree that it's "easy." It's easy when you have someone teaching you!

I gotta disagree, for little North's sake.

Thank you for this- my first thougth when I heard about his death was "Oh captain, My captain"

Conscious recoupling!

From every article and fan encounter I've read about Josh Huitcherson, he seems like a genuinely good guy. I'm glad to see him active in social issues and using his star power among the youth for good.