Did Lala get training in being an extra in a music video? Ariana takes it very seriously since she trained in being a music video extra and it’s going to offend her if Lala just decided one day she was gonna be a music video extra.

Countess Luann is the living embodiment of the salsa girl emoji

Ray Ramano, huge turn off.

Also, doesn’t Peter’s voice have a kind of Kermit-y quality?

I’m kinda addicted to this show so I’m sad this is going into the greys never to be seen. Sandoval has the vocabulary of a 12 year old boy. Anytime he is in an argument he says the same things over and over again. “Stop” “Shut up!” “You’re a psycho”. Ariana thinks way too highly of herself. I think she only dates…

sandoval is a yes but also i feel like he’s the kind of guy to pull the American Psycho doggy-with-mirror-so-he-can-flex-at-himself move while boning

Peter is simultaneously the best-looking and least attractive one. He’s just a Peter-shaped outline with no core, no gravity, no instincts, and no tools to change any of that. I’d feel bad for him if I thought he was a Really Good Guy, but I don’t think he is.

I respect Hanky for continuing to try to bite Lisa and Ken.

Hang tight, my friend. There will soon be a post to discuss this.

I think half of it is just thinking about how Lisa says “Schwartzy” in her lovely accent.

It was pretty well established on the show that not a one of those dudes could manage to get it up for their girlfriends more than once every six months, so to me this is less Would U and more of a Could He?

He looks like the bro-version of Fred Flintstone now.

Ok Tom being like “yeah Jax has been weird lately...idk if it’s Brittany, or Hawaii...or...” LIKE JUST SAY IT, TOM. COKE COKE COKE COKE.

As a long-time (like, from the first episode) superfan of this show, and someone whose Jezebel persona is a gif of Milania typing on a computer under the name “Mortadella” (one of Richard Lawson’s old nicknames for her, in his amazing recaps during the show’s golden age), I had to blog it out. I wrote two blog posts…

Milania, first you were one, then you were two then you were three, then you were four, then you were five, then you were six, then you were seven, then you were eight, then you were nine, now you are ten. Milania. I have always loved you and do not forget it

Every single person that goes on a Gawker post about a person and says, “I have no idea who this person is” can shampoo my crotch.

BTW, I love your screen name.

Brian Moylan called him a “swishing gecko tongue” in this recap, which I think kinda describes him perfectly.

When he held her boob on the ride to the airport??? I hated him so much in that moment.

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