“hi, i’d like to cancel my rice pudding, please!” - carrie bradshaw

Scott leaves, because he knows they are all busy, but get this y’all, as he exits Kris’ house. And get this, he doesn’t close the door all the way. Her door is still open for him! This is not the end!

If something doesnt feel right to you, and the person you love isnt making you feel good about yourself, then that’s it. Be strong for yourself and stand up! <3 <3

Jill skeeves me out.

New face, who dis?

who is this??

Trudeau is hardly a perfect PM, but after years of Harper and all the quiet (and not-so-quiet) racism that came along with him, this feels just so good...

Those look cute! What a bunch of busybodies up in here.

You and me both. I like Khloë fine, but Martha Stewart would’ve needed an art department to turn out those baked goods.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.

you would have to be on something to be with Sheanna.

He looks like an 80-year-old lesbian.

eh I tried, this was not an application for the thing was it?

Oh, I’ve got one for you.

God bless America.

I think I made that lady in The Sims 3 once by moving the mouth and eyeball sliders all the way to the right

I bet they carried on for the camera’s sake and ended things once the season was over. Some people around here seem to think that the relatioship isn’t/wasn’t(?) real to being with.

Mouth pump.

Please stop insinuating situations and relationships are “fake” on this show. You’re ruining the illusion.

Me too. She sucked.