You pronounce the g, but it’s a soft g. Whinge. It means bitch/complain/sulk.

You pronounce the g, but it’s a soft g. Whinge. It means bitch/complain/sulk.

I’d just tent a blanket over the little slug, be fine.

What a wretch.

Haha! I did just now and it was pretty useless. Except for this marvellous nugget:

THANK YOU FOR THIS. It’s like you read my mind this morning. I woke up to Mr. Teacup stuck to me under his flannel sheets (not yet switched to summer sheets). I live in Calgary; it’s 21 today but tomorrow could be -1. But I used to live in Toronto and my god, this post will change lives back home!

THANK YOU FOR THIS. It’s like you read my mind this morning. I woke up to Mr. Teacup stuck to me under his flannel…

Right? Looks so nice. I would like to buy a pair for Mr. Teacup.

Haha buttholes are serious business eh.

Haha I’m no b-hole pro, but that sounds like you’re keepin it interesting.

All of this.

Nooooo don’t dash my tv land!

Yeah that’s true, can’t be ramming your ring with something that’s too big for it. It’s meant to be pleasurable, not painful.

Haha not a sweet clue. Fun to say though.

Shoosh the gobs chump, you likely just need to get laid instead of watching porn all the time. Sort your life out.

I’m not very knowledgeable when it comes to porn. Does anal gaping happen when it’s being spread apart manually or is it right after something comes out of it? Could just be a case of some cornholes are looser than others naturally from genes/age, same as any other orifice.

Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.

Second this! He is self-serving and such an attention seeker because he has low self esteem. It really whizzes me off that he strings Amber along so he can feel secure; so not chill and so unfair. But I am IN LOVE with how both women handled that situation, neither one of them blamed the other, and they both got on…

Fair. They probably use aliases.

I cried because I was so happy for Claire and Jamie, and so unhappy for Claire and Frank. ALL THE FEELS.

Yep, all the crying. Mr Teacup saw me and was like wtf.