I really hope that Geillis lives so they can talk about their experience with time travel and their time in the 20th century and what a culture shock it is being in the 1700s now. Instabond!

So emotionally exhausted from this episode too Kelly, holy liftin! All bent out of shape about this witchcraft crap and thinking about all the women this happened to and getting really riled about it all. Then so relieved when somebody they know finally shows up. Then laughing awkwardly while watching Claire get…

Agreed. Should have gone with a soft dove grey instead!

How can that not have set off a bell in your head when she has the same name as your long lost sister and is around the right age range. Disappointed in their detective skills.

Blend Johnny boy, blend!

Cereal is the best food when you are high. Wet and crunchyyyy; so satisfying.

The Rooster is the stuff of nightmares from my childhood. SO much slime! Brilliant villains.

yikes.

ahhhh. missed that. much worse.

roast beef curtains? really? charming young man. at best he’s a terrible writer, at worst definitely, definitely a fucking idiot.

Yep, one of the first make-up tricks my mom showed me (she was also a model so knew some cool thangs) was to swipe brown eyeshadow down each side of my bridge and do a horizontal stripe on the tip of my nose to make it appear slimmer and shorter as I have a bit of a Native (aquiline) nose coupled with a small chin.

I think I'm confused too haha. I haven't read the books and only just discovered this series last weekend. I'm all caught up now and going to the library today to get the first book. I think I was just confused by the statement about "sex turned to in effect rape scene". I'll be interested to see the differences in…

Jamie rapes Claire in the book the first time they have sex?

Brita filters for re-usable water bottles. This will make you the happiest woman ever. My boyfriend stole the 2nd one I have because they're magic.

Fink my mummy's hair is blonde? What's this then slut??!

You reckon it was a wig? Must cause such damage to her hair, going super platinum like that back to dark. But she probably has hair magicians, so it wouldn't matter what she did.

Eyeliner melts right off my face by 11am. But the Stila brand stays on, try it and see how it works for you. Brown would really highlight your blue eyes, and if you wanted something more dramatic but not as harsh as black, maybe try grey?

Any secret single behaviour worth its salt involves no pants, tv shows, snack food and your favourite vibrator. Maybe not all at the same time, or maybe all at the same time! Ladies be multitaskin'.

That fridge RIGHT?! You're right about how she hasn't always been on the best side of an argument, but I like that she isn't afraid to apologize and make it up. I also love how Lisa is so unapologetic about working, she's just like " Yeah I never say no to anything" haha it's great. You have got to catch up on the new…

LISA RINNA 4EVER! She was never on my radar before RHOBH, I just knew about her because lips. But her and Eileen have really breathed fresh air into that show, they seem pretty stable and mature and like they generally want to uplift other women first instead of spinning out and saying hateful things. Lisa Rinna is hil…