The Scary Door: The Game

Uh oh, I hope I don’t get spoiled. I would hate to learn in advance that humans are the REAL monsters.

Guys I think we can all agree Victoria’s opinion is extremely bad, but she is SO passionate about it that I felt it required a blog. Don’t worry, as punishment for her bad opinions I’m making her read Gizmodo’s Twitter mentions.

Well, at least the people who listen to him won’t be around to vote in November. 

You can buy them for cheap the moment we get a vaccine.

“They” has never been explicitly plural. It’s always been the properpronoun for a singular person of undetermined gender.

I hope a better director is attached.

Agreed. Its been defanged far too much, at least measuring by the trailers. My 10 year old just read the 1st 2 books and was underwhelmed by the trailer.

Booty is working hard to make sure no games get left... behind.

Project Runaway: The corporate overlord edition

Will it finally make Kanye and his idiot rubber doll wife will go away??? 

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

I’m more surprised that he actually has a heart. He’s never shown signs of possessing one

Unlike Joe Biden who is a holy saint, if you ignore the groping, and support of segregation that is

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

I saw someone elsewhere point out that the pricing on ultra high-end phones makes sense when you consider that for many of us, they’re the primary “computer” we interact with. Paying $1k-1400 isn’t entirely outlandish for something with specs that will be easily good enough for years to come.

Yeah and Sony were clever about it too. They marketed those games so far ahead of their releases, and Sony fanbois act like they were all already out. I’ll never knock those games, they’re astonishing, I love them. But really not all of them are for everyone. When you can get great value out of gaming elsewhere, you…

I’m sure Galaxy of Heroes nets Disney enough money that they don’t care about a few cancelled projects.