I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

knee caps kinda float. it’s just a bone that’s kept in place by cartilage.

Fun detected -> Fun nerfed.

I don’t feel so well, Mr. Gibbs

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

She’s legally too young for the gig.

Routing power to forward barrier, indeed.

Of course a King supports an authoritarian state.

Space Jam 2 needs room to breathe

Looking at LeBron’s career, is this CYA, have-it-both-ways pragmatism all that surprising?

When building his Heat, 2nd Cleveland, and Lakers teams, he always dictated how the team would be built and which Old Guy/James Jones he wanted on the team. But the minute the team he had constructed wobbled, he was out,…

Counterpoint: that outfit was hideous. But here’s the thing, it doesn’t matter what I think. I’m glad she wore it too, and I’m also glad she told him, via a scripted “reality” show, to get lost. Makes me wonder what they really talk about in real life.

What’s the aftertaste if you eat the ass of someone with whom you’re familiar?

It’s an escape from reality on Sunday and Monday for several million people. Whether it’s good or not, I have no specific opinion. But that’s the answer. Some people read; some people do the crossword; some people dress up like ancient knights and fight with plastic swords while hopped up on Sudafed and ambien. It’s…

“i could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hoodrats”

My tin-hat theory is that the NFL will not allow the Lions to win until they give back the Thanksgiving game so that the NFL can have it in a bigger market. 

They’ll all be dead soon enough, anyway

too bad she didn’t try to kill people with a gun or homemade explosives, she might would have got to broadcast longer

Jalen Hurts is suddenly exploring his professional options in baseball.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…