Hazing with foods at a French club would be downright crudité. 

You really shouldn’t have mentioned French club because now I’m just imagining all the baguette related hazing that could have occurred.

Under optimal conditions, our goal is to see if we can get this person out of bed in under two hours, to see if it’s even humanly possible.

I came here to make this same damned point:.

*cackles in petty*

I guess the point is, what is the expectation for Ellen here? Would it have been better for her to scream “you are a war criminal!” at Bush and then spit in his face?

Ultimately, everything is political. I forget who actually said it, but the aphorism that we do not have to take an interest in politics for politics to take an interest in us is absolutely true—and it’s of vital importance to the present situation.

More importantly, Acti-Blizz (and the NBA, and South Park) took a…

so this is interesting, because as someone pointed out further down, nouns don’t usually have tenses, and “screenshot” is usually a noun. but it’s also used as a verb, i.e. “they won’t stop screenshotting my bad takes,” or “screenshot that!”

i think, however, the most correct way to say it would be to treat it like…

Lock them up.

I had a girlfriend

Guys, I finally got ahead of the President’s schedule enough to start the process of hiring somebody to photograph/video the back and sides of tRump’s latest Nuremberg Rally in Minneapolis. Currently, he’s trying to stick the city with over $500,000 in security and traffic expenses, which is not going over well in…

Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

I keep seeing “vote with your wallet,” but they originally pulled this because they’re terrified of losing China as a customer base. With a billion people and a huge and growing crop of gamers, what’s stopping Activision-Blizzard from simply ignoring the percentage of people elsewhere who’ll stop playing on ethical…

Well I know I’ve found my line. It’s a shame because I was really excited for Blizcon and shit but the only way businesses are going to learn to not bow to China’s authoritarian whims is if the customer base punishes them greatly for it. Some mouthbreather is probably going to come in to the comments with the tiresome…

This reads like a second-year associate's objections to form interrogatories. This guy is really bottom of the barrel. 

You mean the Supreme court where 5 of the members are Republicans- not conservative- Republicans.

“Let’s see what the Supreme Court decides.”

Remember when “Tom Clancy” was a label of great quality games and not bland bargain basement shit?