it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

Why, why, why do you keep giving these people the attention that they want?

So what you’re saying is Trump is the Jim Tomsula of politics?

I sent $55. Hit that shit 10% harder, Miz Warren. 

I give it a maximum of two days before Trump comes out and says it is a council of evil Jews who want to take over the world that want to take him down because he is against the evil globalists.

How dare you insult Minshew 

It’s cute how the Jags think the rest of the league won’t figure out Gardner Minshew within 3 weeks. DEAR JAGUARS: YOU ARE 2-2 AFTER BARELY ESCAPING THE BRONCOS. YOU ARE NOT COMPETITIVE AND YOU ARE NOT A YEAR AWAY.  TAKE THE DRAFT PICKS SO THAT YOU CAN RELOAD WHEN YOU RELOCATE TO LONDON.

So were Genyosha, Avalon, and probably half a dozen other failed mutant Promised Lands I’m forgetting. Somehow, I’ve got a feeling this one will spoil before too long as well.

I am going with “ What is Because they know shit?”

“What did I miss?”

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

I totally believe Pence was that stupid.

Pfft! He's been dirty from Day One. Any terror-fantasies about President Pence have been strictly B-movie dreams.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

I always thought he was stupid. He caused an AIDs outbreak because he got rid of needle exchanges in IN.

Oil money fucks up everything. 

This is what has always killed me. At the root of the whole “Actually, I hope Donald Trump stays in office, because Mike Pence would be so much worse” argument, there is the implication that he’s some master of the dark arts of politics. That he’s some chess master who knows how the machine works.