Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer…

HE ACTUALLY COMES ACROSS AS COMPLETELY RATIONAL AND INNOCENT OF THESE BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING HANGED FOR TREASON.

25 minutes later: “Of course I asked for Toensing and Di Genova’s help! This is a very serious situation!”

My people, smart people, have told me that we should begin notifying the people of Montana that they should be ever alert and evacuate. 

you saw all the charts showing this wont go anywhere near the states, right?

This is like those skits with Dana Carvey and Will Ferrell playing Ross Perot and Larry King. 

Rudy Giuliani: Mayor of the Greys

I guarantee there are at least half a dozen kids at every community college in the country, let alone state and private universities, that are more competent than Miller has ever been or ever will be. It’s remarkable that he’s advanced so far based on nothing more than bigotry and connections. 

What’s actually more hilarious is watching the $87 million man in Minnesota leading the offense to a measly 60 yards in almost 3 quarters of work. And people wonder why Dak wants $35 million/year.

lol I had a dream last night that I finally got my joycons back from Nintendo and they still drifted.  

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Trump’s conversations, several of which had proven to be embarrassing to the president.

The worst one, I believe 

On the other hand, if you had told me that a washed-up celebrity would be sliding into Lizzo’s timeline offering to be a human purse, Frankie Muniz would have been at worst my fourth guess.

You admit you shot him in the center of his chest with the intent of killing him “as you were taught” but also claim there wasn’t much blood which is why your hands and uniform were clean even after giving chest compressions...hmm...curious. You stood there as he was dying and texted your boyfriend that you had…

She literally did. She said she was “intoxicated” and doesn’t hold those beliefs.

Why are people saying she is on drugs? Racism is not a side effect of any drug. LOL please stop with that bullshit. Y’all are trying to rationalize this nonsense. That white privilege even affects people of color thought processes.