I love All Dressed Ruffles chips.

It takes more time and money to do a good story, copy-pasta of memes liked by Joe Rogan fans is way less effort and cheaper to build 

Rudy is complicit in the Trump Cartel’s crimes, so fuck him. That said, yeah, every time he ends up on one of these interviews, there’s more than a faint whiff of elder abuse. This pathetic old man should be sitting in his robe and slippers in a retirement home shouting at the TV, not appearing on it.

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

The 2009 Congress was not GOP controlled. 

sound as if they all are for Warren

Agreed, he most definitely IS worth a shit.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

As your financial adviser, I suggest ... only buy shares in armsdealers that build gold guns that shoot viagra at people.

I’m not worried. The pumpkin futures I’m invested in are soaring. I’m expecting them to peak right around January and that’s when I’ll cash them in for the big bucks.

That was Philip Mudd. That was actually surprising, coming from him. He has been raising a red flag on the entire presidency from day one.

Putin, in Helsinki “please don’t make me swallow!”

I’ll bite: MBS, in the Turkish Consulate, with a bone saw.

I’m surprised those things still exist...is she talking about a strip mall? Because those things are everywhere!

“He left because he had to get ready for a game that night.”

‘State police then talked to Vázquez. He confirmed to investigators that he drove to the girl’s home in 2017, according to the probable cause affidavit, and he described the victim to police as “already being ready.” When police asked “ready for what” he responded with “for sex,” according to the affidavit.’

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

I’ll try to explain, but only because it seems like you’re asking a genuine question here.