If Castro isn’t angling for a vice presidency or a cabinet position, I’d be extremely surprised. I’m definitely in for him staying in the race as long as possible to heckle the front runners (Joe Biden).

I reckon some people are exhausted already. This is, what, the fifth debate? Out of 12? For a race with three to four horses? Drawn from almost 20 candidates?

Awkward and very disappointing. The Three “Big Hitters” on one stage: Spoiler:Biden blew it immediately. Translation of his Intro:”I worked with Obama. I will do everything, I will do nothing. I don’t know why the fuck I’m on this stage” How did he address the first (very good) question?

Harris is making “Donald Trump” the Democratic version of Republicans’ “9/11.” And lol, Biden just called Bernie “the president.”

Also, I gotta say, if Warren doesn’t stop wearing nothing but itchy-looking, black polyester tops & bottoms with the ugliest-colored crop jackets she is going lose. Wear a nice fucking suit, Liz. This is not a formal yoga-session. People are freakin’ influence by this shit, girl.

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And cocaine. Don’t forget all the cocaine he did. 

A lot more people have had kids than have won a tennis Grand Slam.

Steelers fans like him again now

My grade school student government ran better than this utter shit pile. 

Man this is some good stuff.

Made by Spiders you say? Good for them! They’ve always made great webs, nice to see them branching out into new industries.

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

Derrius can handle those 12.

I can’t tell if this is sincere or spot-on satire. I hate the internet of today.

My 1700 hours of Bastion have now been validated. 

The battle indeed just got more interesting. 

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.