I still like Kristen Gillibrand’s answer at the last debate that her first act as president would be to Clorox the place.

So, NOT a suicide?

It means the mental capacity of the President of the United States, which was never that high to begin with, is diminishing daily due to a combination of age, stress, and very possibly dementia. And, that in spite of this fact which is on clear display for the world to see, approximately 40% of voters will support him…

for every white suburbanite they court unsuccessfully, there are 3 poor people they couldn’t give a fuck about who will not vote at all.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

Sounds like some cult shit. “The abuse was my fault all along.”

YES I ENJOY MY AMAZON JOB VERY MUCH INCLUDING THE MANY BATHROOM BREAKS

I hope that, as you “move forward,” you are comforted by the jingling sound of the 30 pieces of silver inside the cupholder of your Maybach.

Scroll up and give this guy his fucking +1.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

This is a conversation that is being had in multiple threads today!

i’m on it.

Somewhere Dwayne Haskins is smiling nervously and saying to his agent, “That won’t happen to me, right?” And when his question is met with stony silence, his leg starts twitching uncontrollably and he shouts, “Right?” Silence.

now they’re saying the two guards watching him weren’t qualified to do that b/c that’s what you do when you have a highly valued & profiled prisoner.  i believe he killed himself but that people were paid to give him the opportunity.

Just sayin’.

He hasn’t righted anything.  Also I’m not asking “How can Sean Murray make this better for me?” I’m asking “Why are rich dudes not held accountable for incredibly immoral things?  Why do some people get rewarded for wrongdoing?”

How do I get from this reality into the one where there are consequences for lying to sell a product?

The last time someone dealt with the Knicks, Suns, and Hornets on successive days, it ended with three days of darkness and the death of their firstborn.

Welp. I don’t need to type anything, this literally covered everything for me. Thanks Grandpa.