I want another President with a four-pack!  

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

Maybe not specifically THIS way, but she does deserve to be treated POORLY

Or at least until you run out of the lube.

I’ll never forget the first Prime Day. I worked midnights at the time, it was a slow shift, my coworkers and I all sat around excited at what amazing deals may come. Midnight rolled around (it might’ve actually been 3am, East Coast), and BAM! Great discount on a 50 gallon drum of lube. A day I’ll remember forever. 

Mark my words, this little douche will run for office one day. In Florida. And he’ll win, bc Florida loves them some douche.

Smiling and sleeping on a bed of money and bearskin.

OKC has Miami’s unprotected 2021 pick. They only trade Paul to Miami if they think it makes Heat worse for 20-21. When Russ wanted to go to Miami, they might have done it because they feel they owe him, but they talked him into going to Houston instead. They don’t owe Chris Paul anything. 

Some people just want to see the world burn. I think Putin is sitting in the Kremlin with a big popcorn bowl, cheering and cashing in 10 ruble-bets with his friends saying “I told you he would do that! Didn't I tell you?"

Oh he’s fucking enjoying it. Like a kid with fireworks.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

OKC and Paul agreeing to an unprecedented buyout and he signs with the Lakers for the vet minimum. 

What happens first: Russ and Harden have to be separated on the bench mid-game, or Mike D’Antoni gets fired for an “unexpected slow start?”

Big smiles.

Hillary put Trump in the White House, not Putin.

I too am interested in who’s included in this sex trafficking ring.  If he was  a billionaire, he probably has a few friends in high places and we all need those names out in the public.