Four of the contacted parties did respond, though.

He has the personality of a toaster.  If he were a car, he’d be a 2011 Ford Taurus.  

This is what happens when Democrats take the black community for granted and only 'care' once every two or four years when there is an election. 

This is what it sounds like

Well the resistance should have been a clue.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

It goes to 11

I hate to break it to you, but we're only about halfway through disc 3 of this final fantasy

Can’t tell if this is real Trump quote or not

The 50 somethings are probably sleeping now.

I agree with what you said aside from the debates part. I know we’re currently trying to shit on Biden but remember how he destroyed Paul Ryan in the VP debate? It was a wonderful moment as a Dem. I’m anxious to see how he does debating against other Dems.

It’s strictly a coincidence that the Polio vaccine innoculations and Ray Kroc’s aquisition of McDonald’s happened around the same period in time. Note that the number of reported cases of Polio dropped year by year as the number of McDonald’s outlets multiplied almost exponentially. So-called “scientists” and…

Our coach did something similar.

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

It’s a double-edged sword because it also makes it easier for people to live in a bubble and only hear what they want to hear.

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.

A vaccine was never mean to her father so they are still in the good column 

“Not for nothing, but with Williamson’s timing looking a bit off tonight, we can only speculate on the impact of his decision to recklessly sport a Citizen Eco on the team flight rather than his reliable Tissot time-keeper. Back to you, Mark.”

A few weeks ago, I was writing a piece about a center at my university focusing on global warming—which is literally referenced in the mission statement—but told to change the language to avoid offending possible donors who would balk at the term. I was so pissed I thought about quitting because, what the fuck are we…