My wife has saved us from dealership BS every time.

You *ate* DB Cooper?!

When I was ten years old I was down on a beach in Cornwall, England with my family, watching a picturesque little Cornish fishing boat chugging across the bay about a quarter mile out to sea.

...or if you’re lucky, you hit a deer and get to ride the poor animal to the ground.

I go down hills very fast on a longboard. At least when you hit a cow you both survive and the cow doesn’t explode!

It’s probably worth mentioning the rather amazing book (with a totally uninspiring title) “Make Great Art on Your iPad” by Alison Jardine.

Yes! Where is the skateboarding emoji?!?

A pity about that carbon fiber prolapse out the back. Nothing a few sphincter-strengthening exercises wouldn’t cure, I’m sure.

Pretty sure that’s a Veyron dude

What about the damage to the A-pillar and windshield on the driver's side? That looks like a much bigger problem than the body panels to me.

First business trip to Texas from the UK. Arrived after an 11 hour flight and picked up an Oldsmobile Aurora with 18 miles on the clock.

Technically he made an ARSE of himself.

I've personally had a TSA agent in Miami try to steal my wife's iPad right out from under our noses... and the agent nearly got away with it. Here's now it works: