People like you are the problem, not Bernie.

Undeniably the same shape/same amount of stones but somehow Kerr’s ring was 10000000000x better. I must, against my will, admit that I find it weird.

We talked about Bowie’s transgressions for about two days because we liked Bowie. Since Jezebel does not like Adams, we’ll talk about him for about a week. He’ll suffer no lasting repercussion and the next bad man scandal will break this Thursday.

“Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick. The thought of her sticking her tongue down that filthy hatch. I might as well go watch Hostel. Smelly ass, ick. I LOATHE that guy.”

Yeah, same. The weird thing is, I gave him a pass when he married Mandy Moore. I figured if he was good enough for her, he was ok by me and I tamped down the bad vibes I felt for him. Ugh, her life must have been a shitshow, and that makes me very sad.

Seriously. Most of his public statements and feuds with other people were textbook narcissism.

Donald would be excited for it too if he thought it would distract from all of his other legal troubles. Maybe he’ll enjoy being a bachelor President.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

Gates was originally defended by a public defender because he didn’t have the money to pay for expensive legal counsel. My thought is that these attorneys were being paid by someone else. When Gates’ actions conflicted with the interests of the people paying Gates’ legal fees (ie. Trump), the attorneys stopped working…

Nunes will keep getting re-elected until he’s thrown in jail. To be sure, that may be fairly soon.

Six months into Obama’s presidency, the Right were agog because he asked for Dijon mustard (delicious) on his burger.

In a phone call with McCabe following Comey’s firing, Trump reportedly told McCabe to ask his wife “how it feels to be a loser” in an apparent reference to her failed Democratic bid for the Virginia state legislature in 2015.

There is a 0% chance that he actually paid for that ring. But god help him if he did lmfao

As someone who lives around the area, my friends and I cackled when we saw the trailer because....WHAT??!! I mean the house is cool, and I love how crazy the stories of her are, but the house is not that scary. It’s fun to tour around but I’ve never been remotely scared while there.

I have to say, as an incredibly short-torsoed person, low rise jeans fit me the way I imagine regular jeans fit everyone else. Mid-rise hits my waist, high-waisted might as well be under my chin. Low rise fits me just right so I welcome this trend as a come back. That being said - let’s have all rises of jeans…

I’d be ok with having the body I had in 2007 again, just none of the fashions, please!

I’m glad they’re back, because as someone with a rather short waist, low rise jeans actually fit me, whereas even mid-rise jeans come up too high on me, and high-rise jeans comes up to my ribs.

was any other name than “Elsa” even considered? Frozen for 24 years...... The cold never bothered me anyway.

I don't understand the need for the complete control of what your children do/say. Maybe it is because I am not a parent. But going based on my own parents approach. They simply encouraged a reward system for being good students, athletes etc. If we did something good, we got praise. Therefore, my brothers and I…