Honestly, I know it's really off-topic, but I can't overlook the intense eagle-ing going on in that picture of Liz Taylor. http://beautyeditor.ca/2011/01/21/rea…

This is clearly the least flattering angle and lighting possible. Any quick search for pictures of Cindy Crawford at the beach turns up plenty of recent photos showing her looking better in "real life" (i.e., non-shoppped) than in this one leaked picture. To be clear, even in the leaked picture she looks great — I…

There's no denying that white people in general benefited from slavery. With that said, his family still lives handsomely off of wealth that was accumulated by running one of the largest plantations in Barbados. In fact, in interviews he's discussed how when he started acting his mother urged him to change his name so…

Good boyfriend choice! And yeah, not shedding any tears over Cumberface. He comes from a family that made their fortune from slave-labor plantations. And then he goes and says weird stuff about "colored" people and poor people and, well, NO. He's gross. Hard pass on this guy.

Me either. There's no denying her ah-maz-ing physique, but it looks like a men's figure-skating costume. Maybe the fact that it's nearly a leotard and leggings is what drew her to it in the first place. But, um, no bueno.

Yeah, this is reminiscent of Florence and the Machine's "Shake it Out" ahead of Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off." Come on.

I'm inclined to agree. From the outside, it looks greedy and, honestly, I'm inclined to think that the children are the rightful recipients of the contested items. But when I try to imagine it from the widow's perspective, it seems that it's probably excruciating to see much of her husband's property being…

I dunno. If it's shade, it could be as simple as a hierarchical thing — *My* BACK-UP dancers are wearing *your* beloved outfit. Also, they are the type of dancers I stole from you. I kinda like it, a structural diss.

I was staying at a little hotel in New Orleans in maybe 2003, walking through the courtyard, when this little white dog came running around a bend and over to me. I was startled and looked up to see where the dog's owner was. There was a woman who looked weirdly familiar walking after the dog. I couldn't put my finger…

I have a Local H story, too! In the early-mid 2000s, I was a bartender at a music venue where they were playing. My live-in boyfriend was a huge Local H fan — big enough that he had friends staying with us that night to see them play. The lead singer (Scott?) came up to get drinks from me a few times and asked me if I…

Based on those studies showing that eating even a small amount of fruits and vegetables for a few weeks gives one a "veggie tan," I'm gonna go ahead and say Mr. Valle is a meat eater, all day, that's it.

Physically, sure, he's got it. But in addition to participation in a conspiracy to murder *several* government officials, and attempting murder with his own hands, he attacked others in the Seward household who tried to stop him. Powell violently clubbed Seward's son, fracturing his skull and putting him into a coma…

Can we get a space for something along the lines of "my female friends can vouch for me"? It's the sexual creep's analog to claims of having "gay friends" or "black friends" who would "tell you I'm not [a homophobe/racist/awful]." (I also can't get over the gap in logic: person A, who says she was attacked, can't be…

ANNA — on the pipes! MICHELLE —on keys! HEADLESS DRESS FORM — invisible electric guitar!