I feel this way every time a new car is shown next to the original, it just makes me want the original more.

I’m not even concerned about the value, car just looks better this way.

You know that things have changed around here when Steve McQueen is referred to as a notorious dirtbag by a member of the editorial staff.

Hell is clapping at a mid-size sedan and then going home to watch Bullitt until you die.

Eh, I dig it. Sometimes just being different gets points in my book.

Let’s follow the major Bullitt win by dumping a huge pile of shit on the MACH 1 name!

Count me in with the pissed off.

Awwwwwwwwww I was hoping for the crossplane version of the 5.2L with a manual, the track pack, Recaro seats and a hood scoop

Sadly, the Drift Mode setting on the Edge ST just deploys a nice plaid blanket, from the central console, draping it across your lap, helping you Drift further into bland middle aged comfort.

I’ma let you finish but the Flex was the best EcoBoost “crossover” of all time.

*edit - I thought Escape, not Edge

Yeah......ummm go Ford for making something ‘performance’ I guess???

Huh.

Oh, I bet it hauls one thing really well:

This is awesome, all they need to do is work on the blinker fluid reservoirs in their cars.

Negative.

From Car & Driver:

You seem nice.

gOd tHaT lOoKs HoRriBLle fRoM tHaT ANglE.

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!