Always kick em in the groin as soon as possible.

Well if people don’t care about the name on the vehicle anymore, why ruin a good name in the face of all that apathy?

Wrangler, Mustang, and Miata all say hi.

Lol, the scooter idea isn’t a bad thing in theory it’s just that Bird, etc. are doing what Uber originally did. Use other people’s property to facilitate their business model under the guise of being a public benefit.  If they were non-profit, then fine but if I was a property owner and had these things dumped…

Yeah, I’ve been wanting to buy tools to quickly take them apart and steal the batteries . . . . 

I love it. I assumed people would steal or Chuck them into the weeds. But a company working like a tow company and charging storage it is brilliant.

I love a story where there’s nobody to root for.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Yeah why are we applauding this trust fund asshole

Counterpoint: They’re wretchedly ugly, and none of you should want one. Stop buying them and let them depreciate.

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!

I commute up a longish (1/2km) exit ramp on the way home each day. There is always someone who waits to the very last second and dives across the solid triangle to cut in front of the lineup. Sometimes they go past the triangle and the arrow sign and cut across the dirt after the two lanes have separated. I notice…

The most infuriating in all this is that some “courteous” driver will eventually ruin everyone’s efforts and let him by, waiving and smiling.

Toyota: [watches Food Network one time]

So let me get this straight - they added a fake, bulbous vent to the door for who knows why, and now are charging you to fill it with a... “door garnish”?

The ridiculousness of this Supra keeps hitting new levels, which I did not think was possible.

That’s Hella weird. 

I’m sorry, you seem to have a typo. I think you meant the “Holy Grail” Barbie Dream Camper.

Especially when every attempt at the Holy Grail results in everyone involved dying and the item being lost to time once again.

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?