Please don’t encourage autoplay videos, Jezebel writers!

Honestly, all of that stuff you mentioned just smacks of the usual conspiracy theories and “well, you never know, do you?” but as usual, there’s no smoking gun.

You’re trying to make it sound like he caught her in a lie, but two seconds of thought would reveal that this isn’t inconsistent:

To be fair to Gaga, it looks like she went out of her way *not* to be shady toward Madonna, because she probably gets how the media operates and doesn’t want to be known for some stupid pop “beef.” Mariah would absolutely have left it at “I play instruments,” but that’s because she lives for the drama. Gaga just…