Snap Attack is indeed fantastic. It's a perfect nightcap sort of game, especially because at night everyone is drunk and it's pretty easy to get high on the leaderboards.

Disappointing. :( Maybe something will come along that uses difficulty intelligently.

Seriously. All other merits/problems with the show aside, the Family Guy version was just about the best possible 80s music video parody.

I do not know what you're talking about sir, I was merely posting a picture of a very dapper snake.

[Disregard this comment! Nothing to see here! Instead here is a snake wearing a bowler hat]

I got JS Joust running. I had to borrow a Mac to do it (only Mac and Linux in beta), but it worked! I know buying those Move controllers for a ridiculous discount rate was worth it! Now I just need to wrangle up people as soon as physically possible to play it. I still can't believe I now own this game.

Yeah, but one time Waluigi asked me if he could borrow $20, and then he just ripped it up in front of me.

Peachypeachypeachyherewegooopeachypeachypeachypeachyherewegooooo!

Waluigi is a fucking war criminal and deserves everything he gets. I once blamed Waluigi for a hangover and everyone agreed that was a legitimate excuse. Because he is a monster.

On the topic of game subscription services: Anyone remember GameTap? I liked GameTap. It was a really neat idea that was helped primarily by its ginormous library. That's how I first played Beyond Good and Evil and Far Cry! Its arcade game selection was also pretty stellar.

I was curious about this game but apprehensive because, as you mentioned, it seemed EXTREMELY unsubtle. Like it's just an amalgamation of all the most brutal and stark of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. If the strength of the narrative and atmosphere are really enough to overcome that, I'll definitely give it…

It's a little abstract for some people, but Ionescokami is definitely worth it.

Back when The Matrix Online was in its prime, there was a huge focus on role-playing. Oftentimes when an official or player-run event went down, characters would get in a heated conversation or speech, and the crowd would part to let them verbally spar down. Inevitably, someone from the masses would join in too,…

Don't you dare bring up that goddamn level oh my god

Yay adventure games! Thank you for reminding me to play some again. I have a big stack to play, but when I have the time, I'm thinking of digging into the Laura Bow games finally. (Those always get left out of Sierra retrospectives.)

Well, as one DKC2 playthrough ends, so another one must begin. Good luck! Take some Valium before playing Animal Antics!

I just beat Donkey Kong Country 2 with 102%. I am exhausted. I am finished. This weekend I'm just gonna listen to "Dust in the Wind" while staring at the file select screen.

I hope they do a goof and a spoof of Jaws.

It sounds like you should probably be playing the END screen from SimCity. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm in the process of finishing Guacamelee, and I've greatly enjoyed it for the most part (it's very imaginative and energetic, but I have some misgivings about the inconsistent comedic tone). But all it's really done has make my want to play Super Metroid again. It's my number one game of all time, ever, bar none,…