It just boggles the mind how a gaming giant working on a multi-million dollar game doesn’t care to get ahold of a single Japanese speaker to check these things.

A lightsaber is not just a really cool sword. It’s a hilt with a weightless blade which requires a fair bit of training just to spar with it without slicing your own limbs off.

I recently found a forgotten floppy disk with my handwriting on it. “Time Capsule,” it said, “Do not open until 2000 or later!” So it’s 15-20 years old (I’m 29 at present).