I’m still holding out for a brutally violent reimagining of Step By Step (preferably including a backdoor pilot to my dream project, Patrick Duffy The Vampire Slayer). 

Yeah I’m trying to turn everybody I know onto it, but so far nobody has Showtime...

I also thought of this as soon as I heard about the Fresh Prince reboot although I imagined it as more of a horror series with Urkel serving as the tragic villain. Being rebuffed in his amorous and social pursuits turns Steve inward, desperate to fix those parts of himself he sees as holding him back.

Pokemon GO to the precinct!

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

Ariana De’What?

What about this guy?

To be fair, there were so many people for whom Harry Potter was the only books they ever read and their sole cultural touchpoint (except for perhaps The Office and Friends) that who could expect them to understand any of the cryptobigotry?  

In the case of the Quiznos ads, they were actually more plugged in than checked out. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/quiznos-spongmonkey-erin-sullivan_n_5d07cd53e4b0886dd15cdf87

We're just a moon of the Sun.

Close. Pee-er reviewed.

John Madden is somewhere pissed off right now, I’m sure.

No, though it did make me think a) “well, RIP to him” but also b) “oh, so that’s probably why the C”

I assume that a conscious decision was made to describe Dustin Diamond’s career as skidding to a halt rather than screeching to a halt. Yet more evidence that the AV Club is classier than me.

Jesus. Bugs....White Rabbit....I did not make that Loony Toons connection, I just though it was another hacker handle.

Jessica walters one hurt so much as I loved her still in Archer and man did she steal every moment she was in Arrested Development. 

I’m convinced we were able to get our house because it sat on the market for so long due to the owners choice of murals. I was initially upset the realtor showed us the house because it was out at the very top of our price range.

let’s not forget Nicholas Hammond Spider-Man... although i guess those were tv movies at the time? I can’t remember

Y’all shoulda gotten more granular and ranked this list by individual seasons; just think of how many more pageviews per reader that slideshow would have pulled in!