What, was Disney too lazy to pull this kind of conspiracy for Solo?

Not a cat, it is a Flerkin...

Plus it has 100% more cat than other Marvel movies!

Aw, and I was hoping this was a reboot of the beloved Fred Savage-Howie Mandel joint.

Wow! I’ve stated here and elsewhere that Disney would never re-hire him because it would set a bad president. I would have put money on that opinion. And now I see I would have lost.

I think a small part of the outrage over this story is that our college education system is so broken that even the fourth female lead on a mediocre family sitcom can buy preferential treatment for their kids. 

The cast of Frazier would disagree. Eddie the dog was somehow the most demanding cast member on a show staring Kelsey Grammar 

The head does not feel right. It looks like a big fake out with CGI. His head looks like it’s being superimposed on the walking body. Given Marvel’s penchant for faking us out in trailers, I think they’re pulling a fast one.

With a fucking pencil!

Tony: PROTON CANNON

Look out, Mad Titan. The cavalry is here.

Wonder if we’ll be seeing trailers with color accents for all of the Infinity Gems or if the red is an easter egg. 

Well, I mean, once you get the moon out of orbit, Titan’s gravity does all the heavy lifting

As we now know, a Wizard wouldn’t understand that phrase.

And that makes one wonder whether the same could end up being true of the Scarlet Witch and Vision in some capacity.

Stealth mechanics seem egregiously out of character for Luffy.

What if it turns out this Mulaney dude gets off on little girls with pigtails?

“It depends how they’re prepared. Korean barbecue with real Korean...admit it, your mouths are watering right now.” ~ John Mulaney, Kid Delicious (2024)

“In my defense, they were scrumptious.” ~ John Mulaney, Kid Delicious (2024)

Indeed it did not, which makes it all the more glorious.