As much as I hate The Sentry and all of Marvel comics at the time that Bendis was basically allowed to make all of the creative decisions (the most powerful villain on the planet is....The Hood?), I did like the cheeky take that The Sentry is Superman if Superman’s solution to every problem was just to throw it into…

I believe we are to assume that Magneto literally hand-waved the problem away.

No, I disagree with this article’s central premise. It is not the exact Superman movie Snyder wanted to make. It’s a very confused movie, the product of two or more clashing creative visions, at least one of which does love and understand Superman.

While understanding Man of Steel does require you to analyze Snyder’s personal philosophy, etc., I think an often overlooked factor is, simply put, this is the WB massively overcorrecting for the problems people had with Superman Returns. People thought it was too much a retread of the tone and style of the Donner…

my guess is that only 100 people will see and remember a plate in a day IRL, but on the internet suddenly millions of people can anonymously harass you for your terrible exercise of free speech

I have a soft spot in my heart for Carisi, mostly because I used to babysit for one of the actor’s children, and Pete and his wife are actually really nice, decent people. I just like giving props out to actors who are actually nice, decent people. That is all.

I learned about the Gathering of the Juggalos from an SNL skit. I knew ICP existed, but saw that skit and was wondering what the hell is this thing.  Then I saw a replay of the original commercial for the Gathering, it showed me how well they nailed it.

I think that was a separate sketch, where Chappelle’s character on the witness stand told the prosecutor that he’d convict R. Kelly if he was on video pissing on the girl, showing his driver’s license, and with his grandma vouching on his identity while he’s pissing on the girl.

“Let me get that poo poo, let me that pee pee”

I think they used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what they’re with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to them, and it’ll happen to you, too.

The joke he made could have worked, with a tweak to indicate that teens shouldn’t have to be lobbying Washington for gun legislation.

History Channel: Fyre Fest - Was It Aliens?

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

Sony was explicitly trying to turn them into a Universe though. Before Garfield got canned they were going to do a separate Sinister Six movie.

Only for a person capable of experiencing shame.

Apocalypse definitely belongs in the same tier as X3 and Origins, yes.

I tried to suck it up and go back to work. I put on my uniform and get out of my car and the next thing I knew I was... On a plane to Mexico...

Great one
But how long has Nina Sharp had those two New York snowglobes on her desk waiting to be smashed together?