I, too, live in the United States.  And I did say “God Willing”.  

Maybe? No, you are old. And closer to dying than not. You’re on your way out and, God willing, so are you backwards attitudes that were dumb 50 years ago and are colossally stupid today.

Appropriate Ryan Reynolds gif here....

I fail to see how anything you wrote makes anything I wrote “Incorrect”. I believe you nee to go back and re-read what I wrote.

For me, it’d be like filling the bed with subwoofers.  Sure but.... why?  I ain’t gonna use it and it probably costs a ton of money for no real gain.

He scrunches up his face so much when he does it too!

I mean, I think you can really seen a scenario (like 50 odd years from now), where the batteries are small enough and light enough you just grab it out of the bike like a briefcase. Then you can just plug it in anywhere in your apartment. It’d make the ultimate city dwellers individual transportation... minus, you…

Yes and also be aware.... a Truss is now equal to 3 fortnights.

In all the years I’ve ever owned a truck, I didn’t once think “Man, this thing is great, but it’s just missing the ability to be a boat too!”

A hardy and posthumous congratulations to George Canning! You are no longer the shortest serving PM in UK history. You’re paltry 119 days in office before dying of tuberculosis back in the early 19th century has finally been eclipsed.  Your descendants eternal shame (I’m assuming here) has finally been laid to rest.

I recognized that opening a business is a risky move and didn’t do it. How is it right I have to pay for their payroll protection loans? I don’t own a farm and most of my food comes from big, multinational farming corporations, so how is it right I have to pay off $3 billion in loans for farmers? I didn’t own a house…

Good. I only ever binge.  I’m forever done with waiting a week for the next installment of whatever.  There’s too many shows I can just binge in the meantime.  I genuinely appreciate Netflix keeping the torch going for those of us that do.

OH LORD HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A WHOLE 20 hours A YEAR!!! (which is a total, bullshit made up number, but whatever)

Again, hence the need for government regulation. You have a goddamn meltdown to the point of telling someone to ‘fuck off’ over 100 minutes A YEAR???? That’s truly pathetic.  We can’t trust people to sacrifice even the tiniest bit for the collective good of us all.

Hence the need for government intervention. People get all bent out of shape having to stop for 20 minutes in 400 miles instead of 7 minutes in 400 miles because their precious all of 13 friggin minutes is more important than weeding us off foreign oil or reducing pollution. Ain’t nobody that important. Suck it up…

Cool. Since there has never been a year with zero crashes since the invention of the automobile.... I’m going to file in the rotary file under “If only everything was perfect always” thinking.

I don’t disagree, but that doesn’t change how people drive.

It isn’t a hypothesis.... it’s a proven scientific fact. Again, you might want to review 8th grade physics. Crashes at higher speed do more damage to the thing crashing because F=M x A is a real and true principle. Physics is notoriously unforgiving and I urge you to not test it.  You will fail.  

If you were born in 1960 or later, your full retirement age for Social Security benefits is 67. If you start payments at that age, you’ll get 100% of what you’re entitled to...but if you can push payments off until age 70, they’ll increase to 124% of that age-67 payment

For starters, most people drive where they’re comfortable