*Sports "Nasty Woman" t-shirt

Who knew that today would be the day I had to Google a word because of a Dick-Faced Avatar?

It's not the funniest thing ever.

"all of it coming from people who actually believe in “#pizzagate.” (Or they just think it’s funny, which is equally disturbing.)"

Last time he didn't mince words he compared his Disney experience to being handled by "White Slavers." It was a bit of an oops moment.

Disney Exec: "How'd you like the movie George?"
Lucas: "Well; I thought that…"
Disney Exec holds up copy of $4 Billion dollar check
Lucas: with the emptiness of one who has sold their soul. "I really liked it."

My wife and I were very close to seeing the Cleveland Show the day after Thanksgiving. Figuring it would be nice to treat ourselves. WE went on a road trip instead. Then it was postpones and I was tempted to go to the rescheduled show but it didn't really fit my schedule. Now that it has been canceled outright I'm…

I mean they aren't women, and they don't sing country, and they certainly aren't in their heyday.

No, it's just that everybody masturbates. But the jocks do sports and training and are therefore better athletes.

It all depends on if you make a successful roll on meta-gaming.

Parents really need to consider the amount of time it takes to have one of these god damn things. Plus, you are looking at 8-12 years of making elf positions, depending on number of kids and how long they believe. At 25 nights a year for that long you are looking at 200-300 positions. And you god damn better believe…

"Over the past decade, millions of parents have adopted the “Elf On The Shelf” tradition, placing an elf doll in their homes and telling kids that the be-hatted little shit will “report back” to Santa on their behavior. It’s a great way to teach children about the death of privacy in our pervasive surveillance state."

With a great Alec Baldwin as the voice of the evil conglomerate that takes over (I forget the name right now as I haven't watched it in years. How many you ask? Well, I have the series on VHS if that helps) "Like my desk? I go it at Ikea. And look at all these extra parts.

He should have been Quato.

I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap… I don't know what - comin' out of my right.

1) How about using "upbeat" music to conflict with the emotion on screen? For example, in Reservoir Dogs, as discussed, the upbeat "Stuck in the Middle With You" set to the horrific ear scene?

After a quick Google image search I have to agree.

Decent enough, though it's very much in the current indie vein of sounding like 90's pop-rock a la Goo Goo Dolls, Sober Replacements, etc.

Karen Duffy was cute, but her hair always seemed weird to me. Daisy Fuentes was a beauty.

You know you went to Denny's too much when the sad-sack waiter started getting overly familiar with you and started going on about his ex-wife and how his children never want to see him anymore. On the one hand you were happy when he wasn't working, but on the other you wondered if that was the day that life became…