Nobody's done reading it yet. It's so long and meandering that we are all still stuck in it's slog.

Seriously, Instagram. This is from Lena Headey's account.

No worries. I hope I didn't come off as a dick. I love The Smiths. The other day I was trying to come up with a Smiths song that is just terrible but couldn't think of one. Ok, "Golden Lights" is bad but they didn't write it. "Meat is Murder" is probably my least favorite song of theirs.

Now I'm in the "I"s

You spelled "Cemetery" correctly, thus incorrectly for the song.

Last night I made some Sweet Potato and Bean Burrito. They were so delicious.

It says it's underrated. UNDERRATED!

Great, I'm confused and now I have to Google a name.

I'm trying to figure out what you mean by this. I get the pun, but are you supposed to be saying "I'm Board by this" Board filling in for bored, or are you supposed to be saying "I'm on board for this?"

Copied my list from above

Beer 30 is only about 3 hours away for me. Woo-Hoo! Today's so hot and humid it is begging to be spent lounging in the backyard with a beer. Even the not-so-good honey beers I currently have right now.

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?

Conceptions starts at Boner after all.

That would be spectacularly awesome.

This is why you sign the birth papers while she is drugged up and reeling.

Is this a true statement? About the nickname of the penis?

Looking back up at my comment and yes, you're right, I did misspell "whose." Thanks again for pointing things out to me. This is rather fun. I'm sure there are some grammatical errors too. Would you care to point those out as well?

I would totally name my kid Elsa, But not after Frozen, but rather after the Super-Hot-Nazi Elsa (though her heart wasn't fully into Nazism) from Indiana Jones and the Last crusade. (Whatever happened to Alison Doody?) (haha Doody)

Yes. This would be the most Amazing thing ever.

Haha. Yeah. That makes so much more sense.