Alyson Hannigan is 42? Well, thanks for the cold water, Finger.

Where is Anonymous when you need them? Someone here has to have a line in to them. I have every faith in them being able to get it.

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

It would seem the rapist-acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Oh yeah, the dad is definitely a rapist. 100%.

Was coming here to say the same thing. Seriously, he’s talking about how his poor, precious pumpkin won’t ever enjoy steak again?

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

Bastard was sentenced in March. Seems like his police pals thought he got a raw deal.

That and his taming of Pea Pod the Pocket Squirrel!

Unlikely. Case law essentially makes it impossible for the police to be held liable for failing to protect someone.

I remember that! His police pals had plenty of time to stop him and practically allowed him to kill her! Was anybody disciplined? Did the killer go to jail? That was awful.

It’s 5 AM. I’m five years old.

Fun fact: Ross used to be a drill sargent in the US Marines.

...includes appearances from Ross’ pet squirrel.

Counter Argument

That sounds more ominous than I meant it to.

Donald Trump will solve this by building a wall around women.

There are a lot of us here, I think.

its you, dear

She’s pretty much the Jezebel de facto commenter at this point.