Also, doesn’t it seem awfully rude for your character to try to hurt their character? Wouldn’t it be better if they were just friends?

He was created for Ep. 1 to be the more kid friendly target,

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Luke: Do you want to be a Jedi?

Huh. Cool. Now we know.

I love their use of the old definition of “virtual” to describe a situation where the new definition of “virtual” applies. A nice sort of symmetry there.

Soccer moms. Why did it have to be soccer moms?

too late, already bought a whole pantry worth...

They would prefer it be called World War Two: Episode Two

I can see why valve doesn’t like Trump, he looks like he is trying to start world war three..and you KNOW how they feel about 3's.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

A picture of the author:

Sonnet a bitch