The “spoiler” warning seems like more CYA here. I read it and didn’t find anything I couldn’t extract from the series of trailers. Now, if you are avoiding all the trailer too...then Evan basically says “Go see Life, it’s better than you are expecting. The characters are done well with proper motivations for all their…

He was paraphrasing without reference to “A Pale Blue Dot” from Carl Sagan, first paragraph: 

Ha! You’re def right about the alligators, I have a tendency to generalize toothy reptiles the same way I’ll order a coke and not care if it’s Pepsi—all brown carbonated drinks are cokes to me. But they’re not the same, and whatever epically insane shit went on at the Coliseum, it def did not involve alligators.

To be fair, the gifs autoplay for me in Chrome while just scrolling past the main stories on the site. I’m assuming that’s what led ababyseal to see the gif.

Please... pretty much everything you said is nonsense. Sports don’t exist outside consumerism. What kind of naive foolishness is that?

I’m actually really looking forward to this game being awesome in a few years

The execution of this stunt was worse than that of Ned Stark.

Time Crystal is the one Doctor Strange has, right?

they are learned men and women who study in a variety of fields in an attempt to better understand the world in which we live.

good question - the nature articles came out in preprint last year on arxiv, but the peer reviewed papers only came out today. people have been trying to make time crystals for a while, so i wanted to wait for peer review before writing this story to make sure these two preprints were the real deal.

It’s an indie, kinda flew under the radar last year. Not surprised you haven’t heard of it.

Whoa — so YOU are the one who knew how to use Wave.

Because The Onion is a satirical website and isn’t trying to get it’s story shared on Facebook as the truth. It’s also been around long enough that most people know that and don’t share it’s stories as a way to harm the reputation of others, like some other sites.

lmao holy shit

Michel Foucault, is that you?

Ninja.