When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

Yes, my in-laws.

On the bright side, Trump has made it easy to identify who the batshit fascists are, by association.

Why are millennials always writing about being scared?

“...final nail in the coffin...”

You know if people weren’t such prudes and we weren’t founded by puritans this could be real life! Harrumph.

Great shot of the ladies in mid air. Out with the tissues boys!

(1.) The car tells you when it’s in Park both on the dash and gear stick. You ALWAYS check this before you exit any car.

I’m going to say it. Religion is a drug, just like any other drug - cocaine, alcohol, nicotine, marijuana, etc... Some people can deal with it without being addicted, and some people need to go to AA for religion.

Wait. Wait. Ignoring everything else, if dinosaurs existed 6000 years ago, but were wiped out by the flood, why are they on the ark? Wasn't the point to save everything on it?

My issue with people like Drowning (and this is not meant to be a personal attack, as I don’t know Drowning at all) is that it’s all well and good to try to avoid ‘worldly temptations’ and things like that. But if you stay away from the world and surround yourself with people who only agree with you, you’ll find very…

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

Giving head shouldn’t require an involuntary flossing of the teeth with nasty nasty pubes.

There is no “if” but “when”.

If you are a purist, you don’t use lighter fluid. Purists stack the charcoal into a can, put some paper underneath and then light the paper.