“FUCK YOU DEADSPIN THE BULLS SUCK, LET ME LIVE IN GODDAMNED PEACE.”

I hate to say it but, that not actually true, since the 1970s. You just copyright it as choreography.

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

YOU. CANT. OWN. A. DANCE. Your own likeness, yes, but not a dance. we all possess human bodies with a limited range and combination of movements and at some point they have been done in every conceivable way. but you cant own intellectual rights to a specific series of body movements. this is getting ridiculous.

NO ONE CARES THAT ITS NOT AN ACTUAL CHILD YOU WALNUT

Does that somehow make it better?

Life in Aggro constantly feels like watching a failing stand up act. It’s so cringy yet you cant look away.

A note: Since the news in this blog is actually a positive for Jon Gruden, his redness has not changed. Consider this a very brief intermission.

this comes out on my birthday next year... I’m going to use every ounce of magical beliefs in me to wish it the fuck away.

This only serves as a reminder of how shocking it is that the Detective Pikachu movie stuck to the original designs as closely as it did.

Better?

69-yard-play : story involving Gronk :: smelly wet fart : story involving Big Ben

That's obviously not an actual picture of Jon Gruden. My phone screen isn't hot to the touch.

It's week 14.

bad call by belichick. you can’t put gronk out there if you want to STOP a 69-er.

Jesus, this is perfect.

Shows how much you know about bipedal avian mascot physiology.

That looks more like it got him in the knee than the wee knee

Doug must be an American Dad fan.