Well... so far it’s;

He’d be good for post routes, and would surely start beaming at the news of getting signed. He’d become a pillar of virtue on the team.

Guys if you need me I’ll be outside lighting myself on fire.

Winner for best interpretative dance of the Eagles 2004 Super Bowl.

Think I saw a Magary byline on that post.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

THERE IS NO GOD

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

“What is the atomic number of Thalium?”

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

They still are, but that will not get you featured on Kotaku. Unless you are meming your shit up, you will be ignored by the masses.

To the mayor who gives you Thanatos early on... I hate you and I hope you get infected first.

The seven stages of They Are Billions grief:

Yes, all the mac gamers need this immediately, there are dozens, DOZENS of you...

I hope we don’t get the perv achievement popping up over our heads.