"Hit me and you can kiss me."

I, too, cannot believe that a company would pay its employees slave wages while its corporate overlords rake in all the money that has ever existed, force those same employees to work the evening of Thanksgiving, and illegally threaten those employees with firing if they try to form a union. Man, talk about a lack of…

I'm only crying because my sides hurt so bad from all the laughter :').

Integrity for WalMart... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Walmart has all the integrity of a sandcastle at high-tide, so frankly getting one up on them should be applauded

I would agree with you if these were Mom and Pop shops. But this is Walmart, the company that cut 10's of thousands of people down to part time so they wouldn't have to pay health insurance on them. I'm okay with them missing out on $200 here and there.

Walmart deserves to be GOT anyway possible. They pay their employee's slave wages. I'm gonna go try this now.

Ohhh yeah you're right. I'd feel bad if that happened. That is something they would do too.

I am suddenly so very tempted to break my personal rule and go into a Walmart for the first time in years and give them significantly less money for something than I should.

I do appreciate this level of sinister trickery. I do not feel bad for Wal*Mart's profits, as I'm sure they're a big boy and can handle a bit of technically-okay grifting. I think I'm okay with this.

"AmzonElectronics" is a nice touch. Though Amazon is quick to remove fake listings like that—and you'll never get that $90 PS4 from them—it's still simple to snag a screenshot and bring it to one of the big box stores.

Don't cry for Walmart, though. Cry for price-matching. "We're committed to providing low prices every day," reads the Walmart website. "On everything. So if you find a lower advertised price on an identical product, tell us and we'll match it. Right at the register."

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Oh, Lordy... the MRA shrieking over this is gonna be EPIC.

They're soooo stupid.

Damn, I got here way too late to call the physics students stupid for not understanding the speed force. Stupid physics students.

The tear gas bugged me. Maybe it's because I've been following the news of/covering protests for the last four years, but firing tear gas on rioters is basically a guaranteed way to INCREASE riots.

Really, so the fact that it's always America being the victim isn't in anyway bizarre.

So basically it's the exact same 'oorah 'Murica' patriotic hard on as usual but now you're fighting PMC and Corporate America rather than Russia. WOO-HOO TOPICAL NEXT-GEN SHOOTY THINGY.