Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Contrary to popular opinion, it really does matter how you slice it. Start just below the rear 22 and work your way about a quarter of the way through for the tenderloin. In a pinch, the meat just behind the River Monsters logo is, also, quite succulent.

New York. Where players go to rot.

I'd rather have a Thunder-Pacers match up.

Peaced Mode

This is enlightening. All this time I thought we were calling them stupid, ignorant boars.

This HAS to be trolling. Just HAS to be...

Not even sure why you wasted the time to type a response to such garbage.

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

It's funny too, because the actual term "race card" is almost always used by those who want the persecuted to sit down, shut up, and "know their place."

Go fuck yourself.

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

You think that's bad? Here, try this on for size:

Do not allow these words to slip off the leathery, cynical skin you most assuredly don daily.

I thought the reaction on Erin Andrews' face was perfect. Sherman's great big Eff You to "his place" was a breath of fresh air, and not to get all Bill Simmons on you, but it seems cosmically appropriate that we can have this conversation on Martin Luther King Day, when everyone's either got the day off or has a slow…

It's complete racism. Jim Harbaugh is a fucking loon and goes crazy at least a few times a game when plays don't go his team's way. Sherman reacts to a dude stuffing him in his face with a palm so he gets a lot more leeway from me.

This is gonna be super on point when Belichick shoots Wes Welker with a crossbow after the game.

So if I friend Deadspin and post in this Facebook thread, I get a star, right?

You guys have Facebook?

In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years.