And then he somehow managed to fine James Harrison for it.

This is true. My friend yelled “touchdown!” one time in a bar and Roger Goodell showed up and kicked him in the nuts.

Pretty easy to for someone your size to get in a Fit. All you have to do is kneel.

I know just how the NSX feels. I was given a weight penalty for dominating the first half of the Golden Corral buffet.

I’d rather be driving around on flat BF Goodrichs than properly inflated Bridgestones.

mmmm dream car. Nightmares are dreams right?

Only those within his inner circle were allowed to call him “Joey.” :)

“best think sence intake tornado”

I’m sad that my car uses Freedom Units (aka Miles) and I can’t gain the savings by stopping every ____ km.

This sounds like a golden business opportunity. I hear there’s some guy selling a bridge, I bet it would make an amazing location.

well yeah, “but I no more have problems”

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

To be fair if I tipped over a shark and it fell on me while I was trying to get a Snickers bar out of I’d probably be dead too.

Tesla employee 1: Yea its strong glass, but that won’t be enough to sell the entire truck guys...

Only if Torchinsky rides it down like Major Kong in Dr. Strangelove

I don’t care what comes my way from saying this, but I love those movies.

Let’s take the Herbie part out. Clearly not only do these people not understand movie cars, they don’t understand volkswagens. A 57 (despite the window thing) with the sliding rag top is worth more than $500 no matter what shape it’s in.

Oh my my my, how I feel the pain of stinging ignorance. Also, I’m reminded that I’m not as funny as I think after I’ve been drinking too much, because I might sound like some of those wise-cracking knuckle draggers.

Hey man, don't disparage Dr. Youabian. I've been in contact with him through email recently. Apparently there's a large sum of money sitting in customs right now, and as soon as I pay the inspection fees, he's going to bring me 14 million dollars.

The Youabian Puma was created with one goal in mind: to standout and be unique.