“I’d been meaning to talk to him and I got tied up with a few things,” Bowles said of the failure to inform Fitzpatrick.

The fact that the White Sox have been unable to build a team around Sale, Quintana, Rodon, Eaton, and Abreu that can even make the fucking playoffs inspires great confidence that they will come out ahead in this trade. Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf.

There is a contract loophole. (Albeit a stretch).

I bought a used Ducati once. Best $$ I ever spent. Bike never gave me a single issue (put ~15k mi on it in 3-4 years) and by the time it left my garage not only did I break even, but I made a few $$.

I brought home a pint of ice cream the other night and my wife wanted me to share it with her. I didn’t have to say anything. I just looked at her, the way one looks at their spouse when they say something that defies all logic and sanity. She rolled her eyes and said never mind and the world was as it should be as…

D’Ambrosio’s opinion on the Holy Trinity:

The keel-like spines are actually hydrofoils, you know, for flooding.

http://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/recording-phone-calls-and-conversations

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

Gotta say, if the teens are all gonna start standing perfectly still and making zero noise, I may soon reverse my “all teens are bad teens” position. Maybe.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

Not only that, but the other trucks were actually going faster - 41-42mph for most of them.

Except the video showed a bunch that didn’t. The Hilux was clearly worst in class.

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

Counterpoint: brunch is breakfast with booze which makes it objectively superior. The idea that one must leave one’s home for “brunch” is a lie told by the diner industrial complex in conjunction with the lizard people. All you need is eggs, mimosas, bloody marys, and the will to be great.

I’m liberal as fuck, but I wish there was more oompf to that performance. Albeit, I think she’s trying to play out the clock and let Trump Cleveland Browns himself into a defeat

When your heart says BMW, but your BMW says Jeep.

Rebel TRX Concept, tho.

Thats nice. The old one looks so much more gnarly and straight up better, tho.

Bring back the Creamsicles!